The Rebuttal

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A sketchy tale? Well, even the narrator admits it. Puh. Wow! What an idiot. Probably thinks he/she knows everything I bet. Doesn’t even know the first That conceited Thinks he can just Got another thing coming The nerve on that AHHHHH!!!

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That narrator hardly knows anything about winfry and isa, and pretending to know how they met with Lithuania… It’s funny really. Pretentious prick. Like winfry doesn’t even struggle when Lithuania snatches the librem. Come on! There is no way he would take that standing. And if he were trying to play it off like the book didn’t mean anything he wouldn’t be clutching it “as if it were a secret-laden diary.” He would have least struggled with the officer holding him or tensed up or something. And this whole thing with winfry taking the lead and telling the story in the beginning. No way. Sure if he did try to make up a story it would sound just as pitiful, but winfry’s not that stupid. He would have let isa take the reigns and isa would have taken them. That’s what she had been doing all along: the tea date, the rescue, the killing of assmachestani assassins, the snogging, the everything. The only times winfry took charge were when the quilaire was getting to him. And when the quilaire was getting to him he wasn’t such a git.

And then this telepathic business between winfry and isa? That’s absurd. They just know each other really well. It’s not… Well, maybe… I guess that would explain a few things. But still. That doesn’t mean anything. It’s trivial. That doesn’t show that the narrator actually knows winfry and isa. So what. You know their names big deal; you don’t actually know them.

I mean there is no way I would completely miss how isa and winfry met up with Lithuania. That’s a critical moment in my story. Of course I would know how that happened. winfry objectively had is shoulder shredded by an Assmachestani assassin. Even with isa’s healing he still had a hideous scar and everyone saw it. And there’s no way isa would have been able to heal something that big with out collapsing. So that leaves them both passed out in the woods for hours if not days. How would they have survived that? Ask the other narrator that. They wouldn’t have. That’s what. They would have died as soon as the other Assmachestani agents came to check on the disappearance of their assassin. The only way they could have survived would be if someone helped them out and who else in LusciousLocks would help them out except for Lithuania. So how did isa and winfry meet up Lithuania? They got saved by her after being attacked by an Assamachestani assassin. No other way.

□ QED Betch.